"You just said, 'hoo-hoo' ", observed Delacroix, "and with a straight face."
"Yes", said Farm Girl primly. "You don't want me to be crude do you? This is a family site."
"First of all you're a grown woman, second, it isn't a family site! Nobody visits this site. Not families, not crooked politicians to use a redundancy, not dirty old men in third floor walk up apartments in Hoboken." said Delacroix, "You want to say the P word, say it! C word? Who could possibly have a problem with that? You have to be reading content before you can start bitching about content. How about vag? I think vag is ok?
"Vag is ok. I'll stick to hoo-hoo, though."
"Stick to your sheets if that's what you want. What are you doing, anyway?"
"Trying to catch every fish mentioned at "http://www.bubblews.com/pulses/171475-namethatfishy" which would be a feather in my cap."
"Why do you want feathers in your cap?"
"I don't want feathers in my cap! What I really want to do is read all the entries at "http://www.mygardeningnetwork.com/ ", the best gardening site on the web.
"Oh I see", said Delacroix, "well who wouldn't?"
"Why do you want feathers in your cap?"
"I don't want feathers in my cap! What I really want to do is read all the entries at "http://www.mygardeningnetwork.com/ ", the best gardening site on the web.
"Oh I see", said Delacroix, "well who wouldn't?"
3 comments:
Ah, what happens when a fishing farm girl talks to an assassin...only at the shed.
Girl talk...
Amazing. Having waded into into freezing cold water, I can almost identify with farm girl, but not quite.
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